Because I am one of those who still ask themselves how many stars live in the sky…
Q: Why Does Pluto live in a dog house, eat dog food, but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
A: For the same reason Porky Pig can go around wearing a nice coat and a funky hat, full around, make gifts, but has no pants… IT’S ONLY A FREAKIN’ CARTOON, PEOPLE!!!
Q: What is Satan’s last name?
A: Everyone suspects it, but no one really knows it. For the moment, he is undercover. Using one of his many nicknames and holding a fine fruits and vegetables store… in Germany.
Q: At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?
A: If it’s big enough you can share it.;)
But believe me the arm chair is the last thing you should worry about…
Q: Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
A: Because there aren’t enough homeless dogs to use! Mmm…
Q: Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
A: Thanks God they invented five-toes shoes… otherwise, it would have been a huge problem.
Q: Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
A: Caterpillar? Yuck! In their place I would fake a memory loss…
Q: If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electrocuted for his last meal?
A: Best… Question… Ever!!! Maybe if there is something left to eat…
Q: Can bald people get lice?
A: Oh, well… Bald doesn’t always mean completely hairless.
Q: Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
A: One night only till’ the morning…
Q: If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
A: Maybe there was no idiot… and OVERDOSE is the word.
Q: Why Does Pluto live in a dog house, eat dog food, but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
A: For the same reason Porky Pig can go around wearing a nice coat and a funky hat, full around, make gifts, but has no pants… IT’S ONLY A FREAKIN’ CARTOON, PEOPLE!!!
Q: What is Satan’s last name?
A: Everyone suspects it, but no one really knows it. For the moment, he is undercover. Using one of his many nicknames and holding a fine fruits and vegetables store… in Germany.
Q: At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?
A: If it’s big enough you can share it.;)
But believe me the arm chair is the last thing you should worry about…
Q: Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
A: Because there aren’t enough homeless dogs to use! Mmm…
Q: Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
A: Thanks God they invented five-toes shoes… otherwise, it would have been a huge problem.
Q: Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
A: Caterpillar? Yuck! In their place I would fake a memory loss…
Q: If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electrocuted for his last meal?
A: Best… Question… Ever!!! Maybe if there is something left to eat…
Q: Can bald people get lice?
A: Oh, well… Bald doesn’t always mean completely hairless.
Q: Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
A: One night only till’ the morning…
Q: If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
A: Maybe there was no idiot… and OVERDOSE is the word.
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